Introducing the Live Kitten Printer by Kodak

Earlier today, Kodak announced its most revolutionary consumer product yet: The Live Kitten Printer! It’s super easy to use, too. Achieving live-kitty Nirvana is as simple as following these few steps:

1. Select a breed
2. Wait 90 seconds
3. Fall in love!

P.S. As thrilling as this is, I can’t help but wonder if the technology behind it is maybe … impossible? Nah, I’m sure it’s totally legit. I was worried it might be a prank because of today’s date and all, but I’m certain there’s no connection. Whatsoever. At all. Right? I mean, I will be printing my very own live kittens in the very near future, won’t I? WON’T I?????????