In what is clearly THE definitive spoof of “Call Me Maybe,” the hit song by Carla Rae Jepson, Cookie Monster sings about maybe sharing things — well, cookies, to be exact — at an office. I don’t know about you, but if the freaking Cookie Monster was one of my coworkers in real life? Yeah, I’d be hauling bags upon bags of cookies to work every single DAY. Everyone would. We’d all be in the break room for hours on end, taking turns feeding Cookie Monster, watching him adorably gobble every cookie and arguing with each other over who gets to take him home. Right??