Now that the love of your life has dumped you for that hot new trainer at the gym, how do you go about buying groceries each week without looking like the sad, sorry sack of mushy wet potatoes you’ve now become? p.s.–man, I always knew Sun Chips were more mature and dignified than those silly Cheetos.
via Laughing Squid
Did you happen to wake up this morning with a bad case of the grumpies? Yes? Well then, prepare to TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, ’cause this complaint call recorded on a customer service line is pure comedy gold. As in, Randy Taylor of Texas may not be the hero we as a nation want, but he’s surely the hero we all need. Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Caller for President in 2016! Yeah!
**NSFW for language: It gets pretty foul near the end, which is totally understandable. Git ‘em, Randy!