Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, Oscar Mayer is launching a tantalizing new food that’s sure to change everything. Henceforth, all outdoor celebrations will be judged by this benchmark — the bland, tasteless days of BBQs before Bacon Dogs existed, and the total deliciousness that came after. YUM!
The inventor of Crystal Pepsi is back, and he’s once again in front of the executives at Pepsi. His pitch? It’s for a new product that’s so phenomenal, so revolutionary, it’s gonna rock the entire cola/soda world.
It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Light, fluffy loaves of bread that get to grow and roam freely on their farmlands.