Guys, it really, really pays to read the instructions before using this powerful hair removal product.
Ladies, we all know there’s nothing wrong with having a guy who sheds a few tears now and then. And when he does, there’s also nothing wrong with buying a few dozens sets of these Men Crying magnets, and then plastering them all over the apartment early the next morning. HA!
For just $3,000, you can now arrange to spend eternity in a truly stunning resting place – this lovingly crafted, bacon-themed coffin. Astonishing, isn’t it? In fact, if I were ”Inside the Actors Studio” host James Lipton, as played by Will Ferrell, I would declare it to be the greatest coffin ever made by humans in the entire history of the world … BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!
Called the IPC, or Injured Personnel Carrier, this remarkable device by Agilite allows a soldier to carry an injured or otherwise incapacitated person with relative ease. The carried person sits on the soldier’s spine like a backpack, making balance easy to maintain while also leaving the soldier’s hands entirely free. It can be used in all kinds of non-military situations, too. In fact, increasingly, the IPC is being adopted by firefighters, emergency responders, hikers and others who can benefit from its use.
Sooooo … am I bad person for wanting my very own IPC, the name of which would then be short for the Irene Personal Carrier?? Hot damn, I could be carried everywhere, all day long! And that’s not being lazy, that’s conserving energy for other, more important tasks instead, mmkay?