Stop putting your fast-paced life on hold every time you’re forced to hold up yet another pesky sandwich. Those stupid, inefficient sandwiches! Well, now there’s an amazing new device on the market that will finally put an end to your productivity-killing lunch breaks. That’s right! With the incredible Hands-Free Sandwich Holder, you’ll not only impress your friends and increase your productivity, you’ll be viewed by your peers as the most efficient employee who ever lived. AW YEAAHHH!
A woman at the grocery store is quickly overwhelmed when she imagines what it would be like to use Liquid-Plumr’s newest cleaning product. Yowza! Is this thing really airing on TV?!
Finally! A practical (ridiculous?) new way to keep your beer close but your hands free. And, uh, just so we’re clear: This will NOT make you look anything even remotely like Han Solo …