Kenny Powers, the new CEO of K-Swiss
Kenny Powers uses his brilliance to make himself the new CEO of American footwear maker K-Swiss, then hires the country’s best athletes to help him run the company. Genius! With his radical new ideas and midas touch, he’s not only changing the world of sports and the world of business, he’s changing the entire world-world. Do it, Kenny!
P.S. ”K-Swiss Power cologne. Who knew you could bottle the scent … of boner?” HA!
Via WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR / YouTube / K-Swiss
Young Giants fan pouts over foul ball
This little boy pouts furiously when he misses a foul ball, earning himself a bonafide replay and some hilarious commentary from the TV announcers. Click on the image below to watch. Very funny!
Via Yahoo! Sports / San Francisco Giants
Mixed martials arts — with a nutty twist!
Are you a fan of full-contact combat fighting like MMA (Mixed Martial Arts)? It’s always been wildly popular because, unlike boxing, MMA allows a full range of fighting techniques like grappling and striking. In recent months, however, many of the sport’s most elite athletes are leaving MMA in droves.
Where are all these top-notch fighters going? They’re rushing to join the recently formed ABB (All Balls Brawl) league, considered by many to be the next major leap forward in the evolution of full-contact combat sports.
What in the world is All Balls Brawl, you ask? Imagine how much skill, strength and strategy it takes to compete in mixed martial arts, then multiply that by a THOUSAND …
Via The World’s Best Ever / College Humor
Slo-mo grenade is wrestling dynamite!
Incredible! Watch as wrestler Chuck Taylor transforms from a poor schmuck who gets taken advantage of psychologically — to the unbeatable guy laying waste to his paltry opponents. How exactly does he turn it around? By using his famous signature move, the deadly slow-motion grenade … Wow! That was awesome, all right!
P.S. Is there any way I can incorporate the slo-mo grenade into MY everyday life? ‘Cause I’d be using it all over the place, on nearly everyone I meet. Yesss!
Via The Desonesto Doctrine / YouTube
Seth Meyers opens the 2011 ESPY Awards
Comedian and “SNL Weekend Update” anchor, Seth Meyers, gives his opening monologue at the 2011 ESPY Awards honoring excellence in team and individual sports. Very funny!