Residents of Glen Waverley, a suburb near the city of Melbourne, were shocked when a water main burst and started spewing 35,000 liters of water per minute straight up into the air. The resulting spout was 13 stories tall and lasted for an hour before officials were able to shut it down. What a sight, wow.
This year, don’t give trick-or-treaters the same old crap again, okay? Do Halloween RIGHT this time!
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Prepare to be scared Shrekless, ’cause this Halloween is gonna be the grooviest one yet. Yeah, baby!
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From the Onion News Network:
“ROCHESTER, MN—Stating that cancer cells are now “laughing in our f*cking faces,” a new Mayo Clinic study with widespread implications for the treatment and potential cure of the disease has found that the malignant growths have begun cruelly mocking researchers.
The findings—published this week in a rambling, expletive-laden 8,000-word article in The Journal Of The American Medical Association—provides the strongest evidence yet that abnormal cells targeted with cutting-edge cancer treatments are basically flipping off scientists left and right, and get a huge kick out of making oncologists feel like a bunch of bumbling dipsh*t chumps.” – Read the full article here.
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