Finally! The perfect gift for your Scrooge of an uncle, the one who poo-poos the holidays and had to be forced by your mom to get you a present every Christmas – and so what did he end up giving you?? A freaking jumbo pack of white athletic socks. So now return the favor: Buy him this candy cane with No Flavor! No Stripes! and No Holiday Spirit!, and then tell him to suck it. Ha! Bah humbug, indeed.
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