Did you happen to wake up this morning with a bad case of the grumpies? Yes? Well then, prepare to TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, ’cause this complaint call recorded on a customer service line is pure comedy gold. As in, Randy Taylor of Texas may not be the hero we as a nation want, but he’s surely the hero we all need. Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Caller for President in 2016! Yeah!
**NSFW for language: It gets pretty foul near the end, which is totally understandable. Git ’em, Randy!
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