Dec 10, 2010
Irene's Internet

Welcome to Unemployee Orientation

New to unemployment? Never fear! Welcome to Unemployee Orientation, which teaches you everything you’ll need to know. Gems include, “Before you know it, your unjob will become your uncareer,” and, “Unemployees should always be unshowered and unshaven.” My personal fave? “Employers know that if you were hireable, someone would have hired you by now.” 

 

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