If you’re a guy and you live in South Carolina, then congrats: You’re a pyrotechnical expert in freelance fireworks! That means you can start shooting off all the fireworks you want, right now, with no specific guidance or instruction needed. Yeehaw! But before you start blowing things to smithereens this 4th of July holiday, let’s first pay tribute to all the fallen fathers who went before you.
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