“Ew, what’s that in its mouth? It’s a cobra! Ew! Is it running backwards? Eww! Look at that, that’s nasty. Oh, look! It’s chasing things! It doesn’t give a sh*t, what a crazy f*ck … Ewww …”
Yes, the world’s most AWESOME nature documentary narrator has finally been discovered! Someone hire him and pay him millions of dollars to narrate every nature or animal documentary that will ever be made from now until the end of time, please.
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