Jan 23, 2011
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The Perusatron: Reading is fun again!

Literaturarian and authoress Amy Sedaris’s new book, Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People, brings the high-brow art of crafting to even the most cash-strapped among us. Sedaris shares her many years of crafting wisdom with such gems as, “Get Inspired: Spend Time at a Renaissance Fair,” and, “Avoid Common Crafting Accidents: Sawdust Fires, Feather Asphyxia and Pine Cone Lodged in Throat.” 

Yet, even as this masterpiece races up the bestseller charts, Sedaris knows that many people now refuse to handle actual, printed books with their gross, ink-slathered pages. To help these modern readers, she has invented one of the smartest, most high-tech e-readers in the history of literaturaria:

THE PERUSATRON!

 

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