I wish my name was Gladys
‘Cause today it’s all about lattice
Puttin’ together a patio screen
Workin’ to prevent any obvious lean
One day soon, yeah, I’ll be chillin’
Enjoyin’ my screen with friends and grillin’
Till then won’t you wish me luck?
‘Cause I sure do need more than pluck
See, only your good wishes — and no less
Will make my screen — a bonafide success!
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