If you’re anything like me, then you rely heavily —heavily— on the universally recognized ‘air quotes’ gesture to punctuate your brilliant, riveting conversation. In fact, the more air quotes you use, the more your friends love it. But then winter comes along and ruins everything, forcing you to wear thick winter gloves that make air quoting impossible. It’s so unfair! Especially when the real victims are your poor friends — after all, they’re deprived of your witty air quotes for months at a time.
Well, no more! Now, you can change the game by purchasing your very own set of Air Quote Mittens. That’s right! Aren’t they perfect? Best of all, they allow your friends to enjoy what they’ve wanted most all along: Nonstop air quotes from you, month after month, year after year, with no end in sight. Yeah, just tell them Irene said, “You’re welcome!”
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