Kenny Powers, the new CEO of K-Swiss

Kenny Powers uses his brilliance to make himself the new CEO of American footwear maker K-Swiss, then hires the country’s best athletes to help him run the company. Genius! With his radical new ideas and midas touch, he’s not only changing the world of sports and the world of business, he’s changing the entire world-world. Do it, Kenny!

P.S. ”K-Swiss Power cologne. Who knew you could bottle the scent … of boner?” HA!