If you ever find yourself feeling unsafe in Highpoint, North Carolina, then why not stop by the dojo of master martial artist Doug Duggart? He’ll teach you all the best self-defense techniques, including his own patented method, the Tackle and Grapple. Oh, and special discounts for all sexy college girls!
Also, KEY AND PEELE 4EVA!!!!
via Unique Daily
The inventor of Crystal Pepsi is back, and he’s once again in front of the executives at Pepsi. His pitch? It’s for a new product that’s so phenomenal, so revolutionary, it’s gonna rock the entire cola/soda world.
Recently, Dove, maker of many popular beauty and skin care products for women, conducted a social experiment to find out how women view themselves compared how others see them. The results were unquestionably moving, but where were the men? To make things fair and square between the sexes, the folks at New Feelings Time repeated this now-famous sketch test. Will the results surprise you?
Onions! They’re everywhere, and they’re making my eyes water so bad while I watch this commercial!