If you ever find yourself feeling unsafe in Highpoint, North Carolina, then why not stop by the dojo of master martial artist Doug Duggart? He’ll teach you all the best self-defense techniques, including his own patented method, the Tackle and Grapple. Oh, and special discounts for all sexy college girls!
Also, KEY AND PEELE 4EVA!!!!
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Ladies, it’s up to you: You CAN refuse to have ugly elephant feet this winter. So do yourself (and everyone else who has to look at your shoes) a favor, and get vaccinated with Uggcitrin — do it today!
Learn some rather startling — and totally and honestly 100% TRUE — facts about one of the ocean’s weirdest underwater animals. Go ahead and let your freak flag fly, bizarre little dudes of the deep!
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Warning: Spoilers ahead! But you’ve probably already seen it, right? Did you get kinda tired from all the subplots, too? And the neverending battle scenes? On the other hand, this new Superman’s greatest power is clearly how super hot he is to look at, so I was able to power through the slow stuff.
My god, just look at that massive head of hair the Hoff is sporting … also the song he sings is pretty freaking spectacular, though of course it takes a serious back seat to ALL THAT FLOOFY HAIR.