Wow, this is one SERIOUS feat of decorating-based engineering. But wouldn’t it be better if it moved your entire husband instead of just his big, ugly TV? Think about it, ladies: How many times has your spouse trapped you under the sheets and then released a dutch oven so foul, it could wipe out an entire city block? Too many to count, right?
Now imagine how satisfying it would be to watch this contraption reach up, grab your beloved by the collar and drag his farting ass back under the bed. And then, for ONCE, maybe you could actually enjoy some freaking SILENCE at the end of a long day. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
In conclusion: WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THESE MARVELOUS DEVICES??
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