Oct 24, 2012
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Suprising cancer study results

From the Onion News Network:

“ROCHESTER, MN—Stating that cancer cells are now “laughing in our f*cking faces,” a new Mayo Clinic study with widespread implications for the treatment and potential cure of the disease has found that the malignant growths have begun cruelly mocking researchers.

The findings—published this week in a rambling, expletive-laden 8,000-word article in The Journal Of The American Medical Association—provides the strongest evidence yet that abnormal cells targeted with cutting-edge cancer treatments are basically flipping off scientists left and right, and get a huge kick out of making oncologists feel like a bunch of bumbling dipsh*t chumps.” Read the full article here.

Via The Onion

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