He explains that all the stars we see in the night sky are actually wishes that have come true. How is this so? They’re the result of “spacestar ordering,” a new, advanced concept of astronomy based on the twin scientific principles of star math and wishy thinking.
Finally! An explanation of outer space that just makes sense. Want to know more? Of course you do — so be sure to visit one of the thousands of Spaceology Centres now open across the country. Ding!
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