Hurricane Irene headed for U.S.
Wow, I’m a hurricane! I started out as a tepid tropical storm, but I’ve since morphed into an ominous, thundering hurricane that’s zooming across the ocean toward Puerto Rico, Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas. Right now, I’m barreling straight for the Dominican Republic. Stay safe, everyone!
Oh, and check out the links below to learn more about my UNSTOPPABLE WRATH:
Hurricane Irene a physical manifestation of blogger Irene’s genius! — The Weather Channel
Hurricane Irene storm pattern like giant fart, scientists amazed! — MSNBC
Hurricane Irene tells southeastern states, ”Come at me, bro!” — CNN
Hurricane Irene forms when blogger Irene tells joke, no one laughs! — NASA